Philip J. Fry

You let me worry about blank

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Wait, I’m having an idea!
Wait, no.
Yes!
No.
Mmm... no.
Yes.
Yes!
Wait wait... no.
Yes.
Sigh, no.......

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

I don't know what people are complaining about, Emmet's double-decker couch is brilliant.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

That’s it. You’re off the Xmas card list. Meaning you’re on Robot Santa’s list. Enjoy! https://t.co/u2mzzrz1GP

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

If we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway, why aren’t freeways free?

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Mondays.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Who did this.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

I still can’t believe it’s not butter. I mean, then what is it? And it’s not going to try to eat me, right?

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

You know what?

Asking for a friend.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Wait, I think I just figured out what TGIF stands for.

Nope, lost it.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was... something something. Peanut butter.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Fry and Bender, a wining combination.

Let's call ourselves Friender!

Friender, Friender, Friender! Friender, Friender, Friender.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Planet Express needs more money, maybe we should start an... un-delivery service. Yeah, you pay us to not deliver things you don't like.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

@Bender No I'm... doesn't. *Your*... spoiler needs an attitude adjustment.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

You know, I really am fortunate to have a girlfriend. Especially one who is:

a) willing to be seen with me in public and 2) alive

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Did everything just taste purple?

Or did we just get canceled again?

http://t.co/6C87foNufP

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Don't you worry about Futurama coming back this summer with more season 7 episodes. Let me worry about blank. http://t.co/gQkLUbqV

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Huh.

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

If I have ever taught you anything, I hope you've learned to never, ever, ever bet against me being stupid.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

@RSMordecai No I'm... doesn't. You're the one who's... neat.

[Philip J. Fry @fry]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, did you hear that?

Everything just tasted purple again.