The Landback Rezbian

indigenous creature. CST, TS-C. the OR is my sanctuary 🫀🪢🫁. dog mom🐾. happily wifed for life 🌈💍

[˗ˏˋ kyra ´ˎ˗ @gigglatafuneral]

“no grave can hold my body down. i’ll crawl home to her.” is an insane line but tbh there’s just something ab “heaven and hell were words to me” that hits so hard every single time i hear work song

[vic 🧸 @itwillcomebacks]

it's giving that one therapist who's needing a therapy

[𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 ☠︎ @mastr_alchmist]

nobody understands the bond between a girl and the emo bands she listened to when she was 12

[⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @xxk1llsw1tchxx]

Daddy, I can’t lie, kitten needs a fucking cigarette

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

life is exhausting

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

Being a functional suicidal person

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

[nemo 🐦‍⬛ @NemoNevermore_]

i have a question for people with balls

how do u not sit on them every single time u sit down??????????????????? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

[Ojore𓅃 @OjoreSani]

Shawdy said she found this at her grandma house 😂 Im tryna get like Dan

[Robb Rockham @bigtimerobb]

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

[vic 🧸 @itwillcomebacks]

it's like watching leonardo da vinci paint the mona lisa and everything

[maya! 🌺 @iicarians]

“new year, new me!” i say as i hit shuffle on my hozier playlist again

[andre @unrealhymnal]

not now sweetie, mommy’s liking every single hozier on snl tweet on her tl

[mols! 🧸 @earthsicecoffee]

i better see a 6'6 34 year old irishman conveniently named andrew hozier byrne under my tree for christmas this year or else mr santa clause will be hearing from me

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

babe wake up your surgery isn’t done yet but we can’t afford anymore anesthesia

[Graham Tome Biyáál @gbeyale]

“Reservation Bottom” by Johnnie Begay 💛

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

morning mantra

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering