If a guy says he's nervous about #MeToo, just remind him that we come down pretty hard on murderers too, and ask him why that doesn't make him nervous. If he says, "Because I haven't murdered anyone," then you've learned something new about your friend.
Existentialist self help guide:
1. Take responsibility for your actions.
2. Be authentic to your own desires.
3. Don't follow anyone else's guide.
4. Except for this one obviously.
5. Always smoke cigarettes, cigarettes are cool as shit.
Jobs for philosophers:
1. Teaching philosophy.
2. Working in politics.
3. Advising companies on ethics.
4. Professional party ruiner who won't shut up about Kant when people are just trying to watch the game.
*watching a movie with dad *
*10min into the movie*
Me: mh... I didn't quite get the plot so far...
Dad: *spoils everything including the end*
Me: yeah that's not what I meant...
yas honey. woke up in the middle of the night, had cramps, wasn't able to fall back to sleep again unless I got my hot-water bottle. #livinglifethefullest
sie sagte, sie habe angst.
ich sagte, dann halte ich dich fest.
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Ich sagte, jetzt fliege ich.
sie sagte, jetzt kann ich dich nicht mehr festhalten.
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