Christopher Fryer

Author of The Epic of Glenda Mesh and two Fryerworks short story collections. Teacher by day, father of 3 kiddos, married, and always joyfully overwhelmed.

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

You heard about Gilgamesh in high school and forgot all about it. Well... it's time to remember the world's oldest epic. Check out this modern retelling of a 4000 year old story: THE EPIC OF GLENDA MESH.

#gilgamesh #ya
https://t.co/KlKsNAeQfC

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

I have a feeling the term "party pooper" has some yucky history.

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

The people in the river are the animatronic characters to the hikers passing by.

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Read something real. A time capsule in book form.
https://t.co/vTchQy31iL

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I love that you can have 5 different open jars of peanut butter and none of them know about each other.

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

I love watching arguments between cats.

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

I've loaded the dishwasher 3,652 times in the last ten years. Don't grow up! It's a trap!

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

How crazy is it that we're just sitting here on earth surrounded by infinite space.

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Pretty soon he's gonna stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot someone.

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

What in the I, Robot is this?

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

You heard about Gilgamesh in high school and forgot all about it. Well... it's time to remember the world's oldest epic. Check out this modern retelling of a 4000 year old story: THE EPIC OF GLENDA MESH.

#gilgamesh #ya
https://t.co/KlKsNAeQfC

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

@EthanDyer25 @DontBotherKeiti The Toxic Annoyer.

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I bet apostrophe and comma are having a torrid love affair behind period's back.

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

Pear
Tear
Bear
Hear
Sear
Near

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Map: Continue straight.
Two Wrongs: We got this.
Map: Make a right.
Two Wrongs: Nope.

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@KoalaQuillHQ Yep. The band is called We're All F*cked.

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

No one prepared me for the feeling of finding out my new favorite band was nothing but AI.

[J. Kyle Mann @jkylemann]

original jurassic park movie still fucking slays

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@ThatEricAlper

[Christopher Fryer @fryerworks]

Kinda feels like you either get pulled through life or you push through life, and there's no in between