fry fieri

this is a steve irwin fan page

[WSDOT East @WSDOT_East]

US 2 Stevens Pass is now closed between milepost 55 and 85 because our plows are not able to clear the road due to illegally parked vehicles at the summit. If you have selfishly chosen to block our crews and first responders, come move your car off the highway. @wspd6pio

[Bean @TheBenHarned]

Somebody had to say it

[fry fieri @fryharned]

you were born a street rat, you’ll die a street rat @TheBenHarned only your fleas will mourn you

[Emiline Payne Orf @emilineorf]

Fast twitch coming in March 4th, 2025! @orfsam

[fry fieri @fryharned]

@TheBenHarned doin numbers!!!

[Bean @TheBenHarned]

Derrick Henry is a better QB than Justin Fields

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Tennessee you better watch your back you bald bitch.

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

who up romanticizing their spaghetti rn

[“Everyone’s Attorney” @BigEsqBae_]

WHAT DOES JOLENE LOOK LIKE????

[Alma @glumirror]

“The pursuit of physical attractiveness being rebranded as “self care” has set feminism back like 30 years. Doing your makeup is not self care, plastic surgery is not self care.”

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:

They don’t.

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Uvalde: AR-15
Buffalo: AR-15
Boulder: AR-15
Orlando: AR-15
Parkland: AR-15
Las Vegas: AR-15
Aurora, CO: AR-15
Sandy Hook: AR-15
San Bernardino: AR-15
Midland/Odessa: AR-15
Poway synagogue: AR-15
Sutherland Springs: AR-15
Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15

Colorado Springs: AR-15

[Bergie @BergTheBuilder]

Bad news for beers, I woke up.

[fry fieri @fryharned]

@LastOan263 @dia_nefertitii right like it’s reality TV, if they had the footage of him “controlling her and what she ate” they absolutely 1000% would’ve used it.

[helen @helen]

lately i’ve been dressing for revenge