FSA

Pub for washed up former Strollers. Serving warm pints of Jim's home brew from Luke's shoe, regret ale and bowls of cold (blended) frog soup. Avoid the toilets.

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@Youngys1974 🎣

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@Youngys1974 🎣

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The years in the strolling wilderness have not been kind to Tom

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The glimmers of hope, expectation and optimism generated by Tom’s fixture shattered by the news he neglected to book a pitch or opposition. Willis taking things hard, he’s on his 12th regret ale. Promises of a trip on Tom’s new yahct / pedalo not really cutting it #omnishambles

[FSA @FSA_strollers]

@Youngys1974 How does it compare to a @Patrick_McGuirk organised Strollers fixture

[FSA @FSA_strollers]

Tom would like to announce that match fees for the Former Strollers’ cricket match this weekend are £327.12. This will cover the following costs: cricket match, tea. Cash or Bitcoin only. #thetaxmabdoesnotneedtoknow

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Tom hits the headlines again for all the wrong reasons #willheeverlearn https://t.co/DeWoaqoxVG

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Tom secretively asking former strollers to play cricket next weekend. Doing his best to prevent Henry finding out. Graham’s Willis’ overly enthusiastic shadow bowling, wearing the shorts he wore in Cowden ‘05, is unhelpful. #donttellhenry

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Former Strollers’ rehab program launches the Former Strollers Velo club. Ride was uphill and into a headwind the whole way round, just like most days in a former Strollers’ life. Regret ale in the FSA beer garden a welcome relief from the torment #IstherelifebeyondtheFSA

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Careye absolutely fuming that Mike has launched his loan sharking business in Australia and he has been overlooked for the CEO role. You can hear a pin drop in the FSA #althoughthatsnothingnew

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First FSA barbecue of the year tonight. On the menu: Mike’s rare chicken, Paddy’s overcooked lamb and Big Ed’s cremated sausages. No one looking very happy #standard

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Tom, Guido, Tubby, Maurice and Big Gaz have announced that the FSA super league has been cancelled. #omnishambles

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Tom, Guido, Tubby, Maurice and Big Gaz have announced the creation of the FSA super league. They will base themselves in the back room on Billy’s sofa (Tom working on the seating plan) and they will no longer talk with standard FSA members. Henry is livid. #FSAsuperleague

[FSA @FSA_strollers]

Tom banging on about the seating arrangement for the 20th anniversary dinner. No one is interested in hearing how he used to do this for low key diplomatic meetings, let alone wasting their time debating who goes where. They just don’t want to have to sit next to Henry #simple

[FSA @FSA_strollers]

Hi all. Looking to crowd source some ideas for the FSA 20th anniversary dinner. Music? Food? Entertainment? Drinks? Guest speaker? All ideas welcome. Thanks in advance. #crowdsourcingisthefuture #beatsanyguidebook

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Reflecting back on this one year on. Spot on.

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Letter from 2050 to current strollers. Don’t ever leave. You’ll end up stuck in the FSA for a long time, not a good time, putting up with this kind of shit from Tom https://t.co/q60pAQ8wti

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Luke’s speedos will be mandatory for those asking about dress code. And yes, Big Gaz is a qualified masseuse (in some cultures at least)

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Big news. The FSA is developing a spa to ease our woes. Artist’s impression of how this will look below. Thanks to Jeffers for modelling in the shot.

[FSA @FSA_strollers]

Big news. The FSA is developing a spa to ease our woes. Artist’s impression of how this will look below. Thanks to Jeffers for modelling in the shot.

[FSA @FSA_strollers]

Sounds like a night in Jumping Jack’s

[Tom Fletcher @TFletcher]

Really looking forward to this. Do join us. Will hopefully combine penetrating insights, fearsome grip and disruptive mischief, just like Jeremy.

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[FSA @FSA_strollers]

Former Strollers Arms motto #18: Never go in the toilets #youmayneverreturn