Franky Fast Hands

leave the gun take the cannoli

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Imagine being a gay puerto rican knick fan in new york this month. I’ll never experience a high like that in my life.

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Petition to change all pizza from marinara to vodka sauce. Sign below 👇

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Got pulled over for running a stop sign and snitched on everyone I know

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Orlando had an embarrassing meltdown that will now be overshadowed and forgotten by that Spurs performance. Thanks Spurs and Fox

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Whos Wembys dad? The Eiffel Tower? Just came up with this. Use it at your Finals watch partys for guaranteed laughs.

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I hate when the food spot gives you a number but still reads off your order. Buddy, thats between me and you. Keep your voice down.

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Bilbo Baggins got up on stage at his own birthday party and bombed

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Im what some may call a ‘textbook bandwagoner’ (not cool, insensitive). But these are two great franchises and one of them will have a new fan for next season.

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Theres Lu Dort fans out there? Crazy

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Idc if Drake was dissing my mom the albums 10/10

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Problem is theres money and platform for every opinion now

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Magic may have lost but PG is still in the playoffs so i will stick around for a little while longer

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Im in talks to bring Spirit back. Will keep you posted.

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Its Jaden McDaniels league now

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Jesus was a nepo baby? Was this covered already?

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Ms Alba, you dont understand, a jelly fish stung me right on my face, neck and chest area

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@freethebes Not an April Fools joke just a legitimate observation

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If PG played enough games hes MVP

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These Japanese girls have me saying ooo mami

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Whos still letting Tiger Woods drive