Fransico salsa speciale

[Fransico salsa speciale @fstelling3]

When you hit the middle cup in pong

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Off Twitter for a while

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - I’m going to watch a MNF game with @nflcommish in his man cave with him.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

who did this 😂😂

[jess @cailluosucks]

2 hours 16 minutes and 43 seconds into self-quarantine:

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Translation - A 60 year old women caught a cold and is fine.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Here's how I would resolve the @Astros situation.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

This dude dressed up as Forrest Gump for a Halloween baseball game and definitely didn’t disappoint 😂😂

[alycia @pmpkincreep]

so i’m drinking this pumpkin cider and i happened to look at the bottom of the can........

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Exclusive footage of 6ix9ine testifying

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

69 today , been through war , quit drinking , quit cigarettes the one thing that stays true Fuck Sea World

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Like him or not...Nick Saban is right about this one.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I’m just seeing this. I think this man is a genius?

[Zak Keefer @zkeefer]

Physical toll on Andrew Luck through 6 NFL seasons:
» Torn cartilage in 2 ribs
» partially torn abdomen
» a lacerated kidney that left him peeing blood
» at least 1 concussion
» a torn labrum in his throwing shoulder
» and this mysterious calf/ankle issue that led to this

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This Water Park Tsunami Operator turned it up to MAX

https://t.co/lMkvKNI04E

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

When you call into my show, you will refer to me as Stephen A. or Mr. Smith.

[Marty Mush @martymush]

$10 on what color comes out first. AC better watch out I’m hot

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Area 51 is FUCKED