Farrell Styers

Founder / head brewer @stroombrouwers, audiophile, social researcher, professional immigrant, reformed punk rocker.

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@ok__mireille Unequivocally the worst social media platform

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@rd151 Despite my past likes, this is the only good thing you've ever tweeted

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Got a two page spread about the brewery. Am I sucking in my tummy? I'll never tell!

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Steeds meer ‘bier van hier’: brouwkoorts bij Belg blijft stijgen https://t.co/KeZyAOVlEF

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My wife just realized she'd been out all day with no makeup and described it as "raw face" and I can't get over it

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@the_transit_guy Gent, Belgium

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Let us rejoice

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Na jaren waarin de gemiddelde mannenborst in beeld gebracht werd zonder ook maar één enkel haartje erop, lijkt borsthaar aan een renaissance bezig. https://t.co/AUgObH9xyD

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@jaxjacobsen 🤷‍♂️We're a classy bunch - rednecks masquerading as city peeps (says guy who lived there 15 years ago)

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@jaxjacobsen You should hear the story about the artist making it 😬

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@jaxjacobsen Hallelujah! My kids are only grade school age, but they already know this

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@UnaDispatch @oaksworn I had several football players corner me in the hallway outside the homecoming dance at my new school and literally pull out a knife because I "need a haircut". I was terrified but laughed bc it was such a cliché.

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So now I'm just home alone? What are you childless people doing with yourselves? I don't know what to do.

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@IkBenLauren @ok__mireille This is the tweet of the week

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@jaxjacobsen ☝️This

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@rd151 This is your best tweet ever

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@ok__mireille @StroomBrouwers Oh no! Now ALLL of the brewery's followers will know this is me. All of them.

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@IkBenLauren Oh 100%. And I was not thrilled when I found the answer. These guys need a brand consultant!

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Oh no, the frog is back. Where was it the last 5 months?! Is it frog mating season? I'm no herpatologist... another one of my many faults

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@rd151 I knew...I just knew there would be a reply along these lines. Stop stigmatizing us, Robert! 😘

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@UnaDispatch For months I've had the words of a former coworker in Baghdad ringing in my head explaining why he went to fight in Bosnia - "a fuckin' land war in Europe. I didn't want to miss that - it was probably my last chance!"

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Hey kids, we're hosting a beer and chocolate event at the brewery this Saturday - sign up at https://t.co/ZcyaKbbPtU