𝔉á𝔲𝔷 ⭐

Closed mouths don't get fed

[Virtud Mental @VirtudMental]

Reglas de oro en la calle:

1. Nunca pelees contra un desconocido.
2. Nunca pelees contra un desconocido.
3. Huye ante un desconocido.

[UMUKOBANYI @Vava_n11]

This is why men never live long ?!🤣🤣👇👇

[Märçuṣ̌👓 @meshhonourable]

Sikatai we all make mistakes,lakini having a girlfriend who dance on Whatsapp status bro?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Nzioka Muli, Somoina & Dr Mumbi walk into a bar ..........

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Phone snatcher decided to ascend to heaven using KPLC wires, only for people to bring him down and massage him properly.

Risking more than 7 lives, was it worth?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

UPDATE: The predicted “Alien Invasion”during the Brazil vs Scotland World Cup match turned out to be a hoax.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Naezataka power kama iyo ya Gideon. Yani a whole president can do you nothing, unamfinya analia online kama wakenya wengine😂😂😂

[Manoti @MwendiaJnr]

How professional are KDF engineers! Any project that has stalled for years is handed over to them, and within a few months it’s fully executed. I respect those men in uniform!

[Shaquille Oatmeal @Nyamburah_]

😂 rage baiting commander in thief a day before 25th of June is *chef’s kiss*

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Brazilian psychic with over 24 million followers has predicted a mass alien invasion during the Brazil vs. Scotland World Cup match tonight.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Gachagua thinks we have been protesting because of him? Kasia sana @rigathi .

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Ukiwa free jifunze hata kuruka fence. Itakusaidia siku moja.

[@pat @0xpatterns]

I stopped smoking weed and nothing has changed except I am bored all the time and hate my life my sense of wonder is gone and I feel like shit everyday

Fuck all you guys I’m going back to smoking weed everyday I don’t give a fuck

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

“Abduction Network” 😂😂😂😂😂

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Lest you forget...

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

I am done with you all people. What in the name of Kenya is this surely?

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

She was feeling that girl energy… her boyfriend saw the flirt and lost it in 0.2 seconds

[Barbara Oneill @BarbaraOneillAU]

Turmeric needs black pepper to activate. Garlic needs fat to release its compounds. Tomatoes need heat to unlock lycopene. Food science is real. Cook with intention and your food becomes medicine.

[Kaluhi's_Kitchen @KaluhisKitchen]

When eggs boil, they release lots of sulphur would get absorbed by the rice as it cooks. It's best to cook them separate,I promise you won't use as much time/effort as you think you will

Same applies to boiling eggs in brewing tea, kuharibu chai bure

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

25th June, 2026.
Liberation Day.
Homeland Or Death.