fútbol is therapy

Carb loading for the marathon of life. Fan of soccer, my daughter, and the illusion of control. Assume I'm watching on delay.

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

I need some of that magic spray, but for my feelings.

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Why is the #CopaAmerica game not on at @ProvidencePark_? Dumb.

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Has a ref ever been replaced mid game for incompetence? If not, Kevin Ortega should be the first. #USMNT #CopaAmerica

[Goodyear Blimp @GoodyearBlimp]

Not sure if we should be flattered or offended but to answer all of you at once: no, we are not covering the USMNT game tonight.

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Kevin Ortega is terrible. He must be watching from wherever that camera is. #CopaAmerica

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Still processing the idea of losing @daironasprilla… do not like this rumor. Change is hard. (Watching on delay, thinking on slo mo). #rctid

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Tan, AppleTV? That is ecru if I’ve ever seen it. #ptfc

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Complaining to the void… it’s not “growing the game” to let the oldest/best soccer rivalry in the US rot just because it’s easy to capitalize on the dog & pony show that is Miami. Midday game on Mother’s Day to start a 3 game in 7 day stretch?? 😤 #PTFC #rctid #mls

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

No Latin music tonight @TimbersFC ? ☹️

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

@imf895 That is some unbelievable junk in that cart. None of it is food.

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

@ChrisRifer Team’s been inconsistent and never good, but… my emotional take is different. I am here for all the weird experiments at this point. What can anyone expect with the pervasive injuries?

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

@TA_Threat JDM, my fav since the first minutes of this season. 💚

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

@barbwonttweet Yes.

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Thanks to the weather delay, I put my child to sleep, did the dishes, and started a load of laundry and am still catching kickoff 😁 #rctid #winning

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Overheard in line as we were taunting Vancouver fans walking by: I don’t really like sports, but I do like singing.
#rctid #ptfc

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@plinssen 😭

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ryan Clarke @RyanTClarke]

BREAKING: Eryk Williamson has a torn ACL in his right knee. He is out for the remainder of the 2023 season. #RCTID https://t.co/dIEQ6K7F0W

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

@imf895 Come!!!

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I am a fan of this ridiculous take.

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

The #USMNT just played 270 World Cup minutes and the only goal they gave up came against an MLS striker.

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Musahhhhh. Happy fucking birthday. #USAvIRN

[fútbol is therapy @ftballistherapy]

Carter-Vickers is scared as shit! 😬