luke

mason mount hater

[Hassan™ @HassCFC]

List of players that must be sold this summer:

• Badiashile
• Disasi
• Santos
• Delap
•Garnacho

Is this really hard for our directors to do?

[luke @ftblxluke]

@Ellis_ Gustos absolutely shocking if we make more then 45m for him I’ll be flabbergasted

[luke @ftblxluke]

@Trentvilla1 Pickford should’ve had an early bath aswell 😂

[luke @ftblxluke]

Them days were elite, worlds gone soft

[Ben Hadlington @Benhadlington1]

Bring back the days @Tgarratt10 used to pay people £50 to do this

[luke @ftblxluke]

They essentially ruined us for 2 seasons and we only get paid out £17m 😂😂😂😂

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 🤯 Breaking: Chelsea will receive £17.2m (€20m) from Manchester City for Enzo Maresca. (@DiMarzio)

[Dominik Tarczyński MEP @D_Tarczynski]

Who did this? 😂

[luke @ftblxluke]

>let 100,000s immigrants in to rape and kill us

[Jerome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿♿️ @JeromeLuvsWoke]

>becomes PM
>fixes the premier League so his team wins
>turns weather machine up to extreme
>leaves

[luke @ftblxluke]

The bloke just asked if Mexico would be an away game 😂😂😂

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"It's a difficult route."

Sol Campbell looks at England's potential route to the World Cup final 🏆

[luke @ftblxluke]

Erm

[Sky Sports @SkySports]

Ronaldinho is back in club football 😍🇧🇷

The Brazilian legend has joined Italian Serie C side Ravenna FC at the age of 46.

[luke @ftblxluke]

@GreatBritishMC He was laughing at filly so much 😂😂😂 now we know why

[luke @ftblxluke]

Weekend ruined at 3:31 on Friday

[Southend United FC @SUFCRootsHall]

🙏 All the best, KAF!

We can confirm Keenan Appiah-Forson will depart the club upon the expiry of his contract to join Oldham Athletic.

[luke @ftblxluke]

@SUFCRootsHall You must be fucking joking

[luke @ftblxluke]

Why are we always at anfield in bloody may

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

🚨Xabi Alonso’s reunion with Liverpool:

Home: 5th December
Away: 1st May

[luke @ftblxluke]

WOWZA

[Southend United FC @SUFCRootsHall]

🆕 We are delighted to announce the signings of Darren Oldaker & Anthony Hartigan!

The midfield pair make the permanent switch to Roots Hall from Swindon Town and Barnet respectively 🔁

Transfers brought to you by RCE Commercial Gardens and Ground Maintenance �🆕 We are delighted to announce the signings of Darren Oldaker & Anthony Hartigan!

The midfield pair make the permanent switch to Roots Hall from Swindon Town and Barnet respectively 🔁

Transfers brought to you by RCE Commercial Gardens and Ground Maintenance 🤝

[luke @ftblxluke]

👀🤞

[Non-League News @NLNews_OFFICIAL]

Harrison Male looks set to join new club following his release from York

Despite interest from a number of League Two clubs, Male looks set to join Carlisle on a multi year deal

#CUFC #YCFC #NationalLeague #NonLeague #EFL

[Greg Double @Dubstep1988]

Dear Harry Kane,

You are the definition of an old school number 9.

You have the personality of a Cadbury’s dairy milk.

You play football in Skechers and you do so in Germany.

You NEVER do a stutter run penalty again.

Cheers,

England

#ENGCRO #ThreeLions

[luke @ftblxluke]

We’ve only got 10 players to wear the new kit you thick bastards sign some people

[Southend United FC @SUFCRootsHall]

👕 Coming soon...

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The R9 stepover. The Cruyff turn. The Zidane roulette. The Declan Rice inswinging corner.

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Booing the hydration break, booing American celebs on screen, refusing Americans trying a Mexican wave, genuinely makes you proud to be English

[luke @ftblxluke]

Well done England, you’ve successfully got my hopes up once again