Bri Guy

not a doctor

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

when bob dylan was my age he moved to nyc w his phone at only 20%

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

francis bourgeois is a colonizer

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

modern adaptation of RENT that takes place at that dentists office in Rittenhouse Square

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

this guy has always been an idiot, don't let his cartoon for idiots fool you

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Joe Rogan guest: This war shit bugs me. I feel so stupid. Because when they were doing their no war thing, that was a big deal to me. No more wars, fuck yes, focus on the country, why are we blowing up children in other countries for oil? It's literally the opposite now. How many Iranian schoolgirls did Trump blow up?

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

i'm like the lewis black of ranting about things that go on in my own personal life

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

balto wasn't even a hero. just some dog

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

didn't even tell my friends in Brooklyn I was going to watch a David Lynch film today, so really what's the point?

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

if geese was british nyc transplants would like them

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

(copying and pasting a post from twitter to threads) now this is epic

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

does this make me gay

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

happy MLK day on this, the whitest day of the year

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

@bostonaustin what about the likability factor?

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

@scopgieb i had mine going in

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

i don't care about your pet dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

paranormal activity is just a movie about having an annoying cat

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

why don't they let a homeless guy into the criterion closet

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

honey mustard is fine when provided by an establishment, but a disturbing sign of soul-sickness when kept in the home

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

"no beauty standards for men"
*jacob elordi plays frankenstein's monster*

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

crazy how many people i grew up with have modeled themselves after bradley cooper in silver lining playbook (from the main line, begging you to believe they're from south philly)

[Bri Guy @ftertheglow]

actually, nick reiner seems normal and innocent to me