Alex 🐟

I’m the pig on the Chinese calendar

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

You just can’t in your right mind, look at that and think Chinese is superior

[Matt Hutson @Matt_Hutson]

Bit of recent curry cooking…

Roll on Friday night for another banger 🌶️🔥

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@FantasticFigur2 @martianwyrdlord You know that will never happen for an infinite number of reasons right ? Let me guess, yank ?

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

No way ahahahaha my life is complete

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@nebx500 @charlieell44534 @sspencerukk Reading not your strongest suit pal ?

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@ftfc Excellent news. Couple of signings and a loan or two and we will be looking sharp for next season

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@194Royc @ftfc He’s defo in your head ahahahaha

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@ftfc Coughlan I beg. Can’t think of anyone else who it could be right ?

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@gearoidoriain86 @Crimb1eCrumb1e @notanerable Immersion weekends ahahahahahahaha

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@joshpriv0 You’d whine twice as much if they weren’t working, saying they were living off your tax money.

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@cmw2003 I know a desk jockey when I see one

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@D_Zinho @KippaxKids lol, you serious ?

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

Sorry, no Maguire is criminal from Tuchel.

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@Mikeyconnor94 Awful attempt at trying to sound intelligent

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Working towards Hull 💪

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

Legend

[Fleetwood Town Football Club @ftfc]

All the best for the future, H! 👋

Harrison joined the club as a 16-year-old and went on to make over 100 first-team appearances for Town, becoming an ever-present figure in the squad throughout his time at the club.

Everyone at Fleetwood Town would like to thank Harrison for his commitment and wish him every success in the future.

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@rjb_1998 Driving me round the bend calling Stockport mancs. Fair play

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@chrisramshaw8 If it weren’t our basic rights and a key part of democracy elections would be completely pointless. Nothing ever changes and nobody deals in the stuff I actually care about who isn’t already a twat

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

There’s your man of the people, regular gent, proper blokes bloke working class ally.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash, shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, Sky News learns.

Sky's political correspondent @AliFortescue has this exclusive story ⬇️ 

https://t.co/LKwzx3IN3x

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@chrisramshaw8 Gave up the pints so that wouldn’t do it for me. Was secretly hoping they won my local council election on the off chance that they actually were going to lower council tax but the greens got in so that’s gone up in smoke

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

@HBruckshaw1993 Proper good BANTER that like LADS LADS LADS

[Alex 🐟 @ftfcRedford]

Can’t wait for fixture release day when we get these away on the coldest Tuesday night you’ve ever seen

[Rochdale AFC (P) @officiallydale]

EFL. WE ARE BACK 🥳🥳🥳

#rafc