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Happy Day!

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My am routine: listening to @SnoopDogg’s Affirmation Song. Everyone should do it. #PositiveThinking

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All in 1 day as a 45 year old:
- bought my first pair of readers
- need to decide between traditional braces or @Invisalign

#aging #40isthenew30 #aginggracefully

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My oldest, who is a history lover, wrote her Christmas list. How can I have her meet a @POTUS or former POTUS? Surely Santa can’t fit all that secret service down in his sleigh!

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@Target did you start selling Whole Foods products?

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@crunchlabs @MarkRober my kids love their kits! They prefer to watch Mark's channel over a cartoon anyday. Mark, we have a challenge for you! Can you build a cooling solution for my daughter? She has anhidrosis (inability to sweat)...she'll happily be your tester!

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@boringcompany how can a group of Tesla fanatic homeschoolers get a tour of the GigaFactory in Austin?

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@googlefiber your contracted company (DK Traffic) dug up our neighborhood and this is the end result. This is not level and will catch bike tires. Is this the best you can do? I won’t even mention the fact that it’s an eye sore between that and the spray paint everywhere.

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I never wore two different shoes on accident when I was pregnant, but I did today. Two kids, full time job, it gets crazy. #workingmom

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How you know your kid has been on your phone #kidphotographer #kidbeenonmyphone

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@CDCgov dropping the 5 day isolation rule for Covid? Who/what is the influencer behind your decision. Politics? Economics? Certainly not public health. Maybe you should rename yourself to Center for Disease Calamity.

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@Labcorp the sheer incompetence cannot be described at your Dells Specially for Children’s location. I would like to see the CEO’s grand child or great grand child experience it under cover. Or maybe clients you are trying to win over should experience it under cover. WTAF

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Me: what season do we get snow?
My 3 year old: season 3!
#kids #mykidisgoingplaces #notwrong