Matt Schroeder

Content guy. SuperDad. Eat luxuriously, play enthusiastically, drink strategically. All-time leading scorer (tie) in European Super League. @Packers. @USSoccer.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@AaronNagler @nick_blanke I’d love to have him. 22 seems early but if his stock is rising around the league, they might not be able to wait. More than anything, I hope 2 of the first 4 are pass catchers, along with DL/OL help.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@KristinKarnitz I have a recipe for Belgian waffles and when I make a double batch (which I usually do), I melt 4 entire sticks of butter for the recipe. Then I look around to see if I’m going to be arrested.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@BarstoolBigCat Of course they can. England has to be the favorite but they’re mortal. USA should be second favorite to go through and have another tough but winnable match (likely vs. Ned). Draw ENG and earn 2 big wins vs. others and they could def win group.

[Paul Carr @PaulCarr]

#USMNT goes into Pot 2 for Friday’s World Cup draw…

Pot 1: 🇶🇦🇧🇷🇧🇪🇫🇷🇦🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸🇵🇹

Pot 2: 🇳🇱🇩🇪🇲🇽🇺🇸🇩🇰🇨🇭🇭🇷🇺🇾

Pot 3: 🇸🇳🇮🇷🇯🇵🇲🇦🇷🇸🇵🇱🇰🇷🇹���

Pot 4: 🇨🇦🇨🇲🇪🇨🇸🇦🇬🇭 + 3 playoff winners...

- 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇺🇦/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
- 🇦🇺/🇦🇪/🇵🇪
- 🇨🇷/🇳🇿

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

Vox: Slapping People, Explained

Slate: The Slap Was Interesting, But Not For The Reasons You Think

NPR: Three Twee Stories Told By Previously Slapped Americans

Breitbart: The Black-On-Black Slapping Stats The Liberal Media Won't Tell You About

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@AaronNagler Find one who also kicks off. Mason is a liability there when it turns cold. Would love to see us sign FA Tyler Newsome. Jordan Stout may be more NFL ready than Araiza but both would cost a draft choice, as would Jake Carmada. Other FA options should exist.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@espnhomer He can’t make miracles but doesn’t need to. GB needs to upgrade talent all around ST as well. Team has been 26th or worse in ST (Gosselin rankings) 11 times in 17 years. That’s borderline criminal, and a deeper flaw than one coach.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@CFBHeather Yes. I am old enough to remember actually having a unit on Roman numerals in third or fourth grade and even then thinking, “what’s the point?”

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@CParkerrr @THEbadgermaniac @BenFennell_NFL ST results are about more than the coach, of course. The depth of your talent is critical, as is organizational commitment. This is one good step to the commitment part but we’ve got to upgrade a lot of the talent, too.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@KristinKarnitz Worse than the nuclear blowout diaper? (Or, the nuclear blowout illness from the 13-year-old?) Those are … special.

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@TaraboiDaniel @CedarburgFB @MWCScouting @grant_newsome @Coach_SMoore @CoachJim4UM @UMichFootball Huge congratulations Danny! Hoping for the best for you.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@goatfoot21 @GrantWahl That’s a great point. You can’t guarantee the weather — Columbus could have been an ice storm — but you can make rational choices based on the season. They’d have had a home field weather advantages in a lot of places without putting people at risk as they did in MN.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@Super70sSports Suddenly have an overwhelming urge to sprint to my bedroom, change furiously into my PJs and sprint back to the living room.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

I don’t even have anything pithy or profound to say. This is just an awesome statistic and graphic.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

This is hilarious to me. The all time list.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@Peter_Bukowski IMO, only way that happens is if Hackett and Packers’ braintrust have wildly different opinions of Love’s ability. I find this unlikely. But I think they all know exactly what Love’s capability is, and Packers moves this off-season will reveal it.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@DavidAFrench Don’t most schools, especially 6-12, have teachers post nearly everything online already? I have more info available than I care to absorb. (Also, if there’s no CRT evidence, won’t there just be accusations of coverup anyway?)

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@jimmyfk I enjoyed it a lot. Have watched it twice. Amazing that the show is so forgotten, considering those involved.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@jimmyfk I assume you’re watching the documentary on The Dana Carvey Show? That moment when Carrell/Colbert watched the promo was as funny as it gets.

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@TaraboiDaniel @schroederryan2 @CedarburgFB @wifca Congrats Danny!

[Matt Schroeder @ftnotecomm]

@anotherdumbdumb @petergyang I follow the Gary Vee philosophy of starting your day at 4 a.m. First thing I do is sleep another 2-3 hours to prep for the #grind