FTR MITCH

“It is what it is.” - Me minutes after having a full blown panic attack.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

Dumb ass comment. Someone tell this old man to go to bed.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Am I crazy or with the World Cup starting in America it kind of feels like the NBA Finals aren’t that important anymore. Like nobody cares anymore.

[NBA History @NBAHistory]

10 YEARS AGO TODAY...

LeBron James & Kyrie Irving each scored 41 PTS to help the Cavs win Game 5 and keep their season alive vs. GSW in the 2016 NBA Finals!

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

This being a decade ago just catapulted me into a life crisis.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

"What did Klay say?"
10 years ago today, LeBron's laugh & response to Klay saying "I guess his feelings just got hurt"

Next 3 GMS - The 3-1 Comeback👑
41 PTS, 16 REB, 7 AST, 3 BLK
41 PTS, 11 AST, 8 REB, 3 BLK
27 PTS, 11 AST, 11 REB, 3 BLK

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

Nothing cracks me up more than receiving LinkedIn messages from upcoming grads looking for job opportunities. Like brother I’m hanging on by a thread and hate my job. I’m probably not the guy, but good luck fr.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

My mom, my wife, Kacey Musgraves, Lana, and Ella. Every other female can find the nearest exit.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

@BleacherReport @WFAN660 Personally speaking, a dog on a basketball is not only much better entertainment than Cardi B, it’s a top 3 form of entertainment all time.

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

What's the 1?

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

@Shane00 It’s time to put Stephen A in a home.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

It really is crazy to watch dudes bite the hand that fed them…

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

"Michael Jordan is my GOAT."

- JR Smith

(Via NBAT2)

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

If you don’t want me to drink these seltzers so fast, then make them taste like shit.

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I try not to be a hot take guy on here but I gotta get one off my chest.

I’m fuckin sick of Mr. Brightside

Feel free to boo me in the replies

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

No big deal if you didn’t tell me happy birthday today…no hard feelings.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

Spent my final night being 28 by falling asleep on the couch at 9:30 pm. I ain’t as good as I once was.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

Hope everyone has a great Sunday (except for people who jump up immediately and try to skip in front of you after your flight lands) !! 🤩🙃

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

And STILL the last player to win back to back league MVPs, Chips and FMVPs..

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

@balldontstop Yeah, he’s awesome. But let’s not act like the fact that he’s an alien type super freak human isn’t the main reason for his success. The mentality is a plus. Get this subtle Lebron hate off my feed.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

Next time I convince myself to book a flight before 8 am, remind me how stupid that is.

…anyways, back to home sweet home soon.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

Forgot to add the 2 trips to Urgent Care in past month and a half for my SI joint. I’m just a trooper/grinder/built different.

[FTR MITCH @ftrMitch]

Yall really don’t understand how much of a gamer I am. I legit punctured my eye less than 2 days ago. Now I’m in Dallas, Texas for a wedding (that I’m a groomsmen in) chopping it up with some people I’ve never met before. A true clubhouse guy.