FTrainProphet

In time you will know me. For now, these idle musings, penned in the lulls of work, are but small windows into my mind. Enjoy.

[FTrainProphet @Ftrainprophet]

bring back ship battles.

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Asked her who’s pussy this is but my voice cracked

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Ice your balls

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Ho + me = home 🥰

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I’ve been outside for 48 hours and haven’t seen a single bad bitch wthelly

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The five block radius around Penn station is the closest thing to what nyc used to be

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Nah bro it’s definitely not just a bull market. YOU are a genius.

[wapital @wapital3]

liberal chick saw my $1200 portfolio now she’s trying to eat the rich

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Fixing the housing shortage I see

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Military tribunals for mfs getting haircuts in the fucking subway

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I got to work as an excuse to take multiple stimulants before noon

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Taking the artsy bitch to the MoMa and mansplaining Cousturier neo Impressionism >

(Did not hit)

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RN breakfast

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Did I do it right

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Rookie mistake

can’t evict w the LV AND the hat on 😭

each one is bad enough alone lmao

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

HOLY SHIT !!! 👀💥

Israeli man tries to seize a house in NYC like it’s the West Bank.

They bring their theft wherever they go. No city, no country is off-limits to their entitlement.

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Would u rather stick a needle thru the hole of ur dick or listen to a French person speak

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I like chubby girls around 110 pounds or so

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4/4 on commutes this week with a subway car literally smelling like shit #zohransamerica

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Sick of married mfs acting like they're full of wisdom telling you it's all about confidence, bro shut the fuck up if i wanted an ugly wife we'd be on the same level rn

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Great point but majority of democrats are illegals and criminals

[Avi @AviFelman]

A tough on immigration and crime democrat would do numbers, I’m not sure how this hasn’t been cooked up yet.

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8. TikTok’s with volume up on public transportation

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Things that feel third worldist but I can’t explain why

1. Thinking Ronaldo > Messi
2. Cologne
3. F1
4. Midtown NYC at night during the winter
5. Hugo boss (not the suits)
6. Miami in the summer
7. Electric bikes