they really both said no more romance we want to be BUMS
-turpentine - deadbeat duane
-apparatus - loser tyler
-the bell jar - likely deadbeat buddy
-yaga - rapist henry
-the altruists - harvard crypto bro
-peaked/tyrant/please unknown but probably bums!
watching cherry magic at the airport rn so ofc I will apply this to hollanov but virgin shane who can read the minds of anyone he touches and ilya constantly flirting with him but shane just thinks he's messing with him like everyone else but then accidentally touches him and
which ends up being the plot for tlg. ilya's trying to protect their relationship from his internal demons and shane's trying to protect their relationship from his external demons. and in the end neither are that successful but it makes them realize they cant control everything
Shane is not some fragile person. He is a fully grown adult man who is 200lb and is like 5,11. He’s a jock, he plays sports for a living. Like PLSSS. Obviously he has his soft moments but he isn’t incapable of being a human male.
I will forever be mad thats howard's incel ass got a wife and kids and leonard fumbled penny 98 times by being a misogynistic loser BUT STILL MARRIED HER meanwhile raj was objectively hot af, a girls girl, and his autistic swag was off the charts FREE MY MAN
how do i explain to my non british oomfs rn how the far right is losing their shit over an intergalatic bin robot competing against their leader in a local election he called for attention
the way the break apart and look at each other before kissing again. third hookup they ever had and they’re acting like this but yeah ok casual no strings no commitment what the hell sure