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Chudai son or wataa daughter

[future.stepfather @ftre_stepfather]

Babies as soon as its your turn to pick them up:

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I pray I am never this down bad

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Nahhh this new generation is cooked

[future.stepfather @ftre_stepfather]

2025 me trying to keep up with all the unrealistic resolutions imma make on new years’ night:

[future.stepfather @ftre_stepfather]

"Yo, did you see what happened during the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight?!"

The quality of the stream on Netflix:

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Me running back to the bar to thank you for getting me an Uber home after I’ve had too much to drink

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The type of vibe I bring to the function:

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“I can’t find anyone that looks like my type”

Me when I see someone exactly my type in public:

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Your girl and her guy best friend when you’re not around:

[future.stepfather @ftre_stepfather]

Dexter got a new sibling that night, pops ain’t doing no sleeping after seeing that thang poking out on his side of the bed

[future.stepfather @ftre_stepfather]

Its right around the corner guys…

[future.stepfather @ftre_stepfather]

When she says “let’s film a movie tonight” but u can only last for a vine or a reel at best

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9 y.o me at the book fair with my parents as soon as I saw that big ass Guinness World Records book

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Girls when you didn't study the lyrics from the song they posted on their story meant as a subtle message specifically for you

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“There’s plenty of ways to meet someone, have you tried dating apps?”

The average dating app experience:

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When I thought they were ghosting me but it turns out they got hit by a truck

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My mood at home after finishing a full shift on 4 hours of sleep

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When everyone in the friend group got played this year and we’re all approaching December 31st still single

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“What do you wanna do after dinner?”
Me: