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see you at heat death

[FM @ftuuky]

Very based

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. https://t.co/ngG3jOeTBU

[FM @ftuuky]

Kinda of a bummer that fable 5 won’t be available through premium enterprise seats

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@Gangryong @paleobob @carvalhoprimate Outstanding work Coelho et al!

[d'Oliveira Coelho @Gangryong]

1/7 For over a century, science has wrestled with a fundamental question: when exactly did our human lineage part ways with chimpanzees and bonobos? 🐒🚶🏽‍♂️

Our new paper, "Parting ways: Pan-Homo divergence revisited," is out in Primates! 🧵👇 https://t.co/lbe7E6xFoi

[FM @ftuuky]

@dnlklr Imagine you own 1/20 of the Portuguese coast between Lisbon and Algarve. You want to ride on this between your properties

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@GENIC0N Airlock gated communities

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Their best photos where the ones were you realise they took them from a window in a spacecraft

[anna @boklovey]

I LOOOVE the photos taken with their phones cause it makes you realize that they really saw THAT out of the window

[FM @ftuuky]

@ONAN_OUS The carrera but I’m boring so don’t listen to me

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@Gangryong @sugamosto1 Lmao 🤣

[FM @ftuuky]

I don’t know how to tell this in any other way: if you believe any results from pangram you’re a legit retard

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

everyone is posting about using pangram to detect if writing is AI or not. i opened it, fed it some text i knew wasn't AI (because i wrote it), and it flagged it as 100% AI. the highlights here are the supporting evidence:

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@Stradomsky26 @nonregemesse The place already looks like shit you’re not preserving a beautiful Georgian house anyway get real

[Cat ✨ @slasysh]

WE HAVE THE WITCHCRAFT ON OUR SIDE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[FM @ftuuky]

Install Nearby Glasses app and refuse to interact with these loser perverts

[David Woodland @davidsven]

Today we’ve expanded our AI glasses portfolio with 26 more styles and colors.

Meta Glasses available today, starting at $299.

[Hillcrest Card Company 🔥🍉🇨🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪🔥 @HillcrestCardCo]

There's an app called "Nearby Glasses" that will help you identify the predators and stalkers who are using these.

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

5 years ago today they blew up the condominium complex where John McAfee held his deadman's switch, killing 91 people.

[FM @ftuuky]

@vulpi320 Probably going straight to the marina and check his yacht

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@GENIC0N I’d be thrilled ngl

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@MashTunTimmy Grass was a junior nazi and his books truly suck

[FM @ftuuky]

You can’t be this stupid, has to be on purpose

[Dee✨ @unicornsftw]

A reminder that proteins, the building blocks of all that is alive, start to denature and undo themselves at around 42ºC

[Tymon 🇪🇺 @tywojci]

this is going to hit Rotterdam worse than the 1940 bombing runs