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I’ve been called the songbird of my generation 🕊️

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@hendercum @TMZ Violence wasn’t the answer. Violence was the question. “Yes,” was the answer.

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@mike_w36986 @Blain_Crain Well the list is for college, which apparently is a word that confuses Mike up there. Dude probably pronounces NFL as “niffle” and has a shirtless Tom Brady poster in his bathroom.

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@Ochkosh @illstantune @premiles_ So you think that’s a sign to just increase dosage huh?

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@Ochkosh @premiles_ Might be time to just switch to heroin

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@arostad @MorbidKnowledge In liquid or crystal form, which he was likely dealing with, it can absolutely be absorbed topically. Less likely on blotter paper but I suppose if it was wet/sweaty you’d face the same issue just with lower absorption rates.

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@BitcoinTeacher_ Nope. At this rate it’ll be there before you can even close your eyes.

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@PDavis94027422 @TheMillersEdge The only bowl game this dude has been near is trying to find the one missing from his bong

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@SnarkKnight @justin_womble Finally an acceptable restaurant price policy!

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@RiterJerry @DThideous @TaraBull That would be a weird thing to tell children

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@RiterJerry @AmericanBlood91 @TaraBull Ok, but other than Bessie the milking cow?

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@RiterJerry @dmathias_2 @TaraBull Might be time for a new prescription

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@J_master_caster @ameliaUrquhart_ @Emokwx Yeah, because historically bulldozing greenery and replacing it with asphalt has always worked out well. We should pave all the rainforests next…

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@mathewribeiro @LloydLegalist Other than a Pavlovian risk of pooping your pants every time you give a speech

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@caliam222 @JebraFaushay @RealMarlonB Well, because most of us aren’t suffering from psychosis and paranoid delusions.

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@RobertHult_ @BjorkBrodern @wea71000 @ScottPrevett You need a source to the definition of the word “private”? Damn, you Euros have fallen off worse than suspected.

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@RobertHult_ @BjorkBrodern @wea71000 @ScottPrevett I saw it again. Confirmed, you still don’t understand words.

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@Hoshi_Tokimitsu @RobertHult_ @BjorkBrodern @wea71000 @ScottPrevett Yeah but that’s because you guys obviously don’t know what words mean. Thank you for continuing to prove my point.

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@RobertHult_ @BjorkBrodern @wea71000 @ScottPrevett Lol whatever you need to tell yourself to pretend words don’t have meanings.

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@RobertHult_ @BjorkBrodern @wea71000 @ScottPrevett Well it just doesn’t fit THE definition of private, so…

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@RobertHult_ @BjorkBrodern @wea71000 @ScottPrevett So not private land, got it.