caelan**

blonde idiot

[caelan** @fuccaelan]

it's rainin' a bit
I hope it's a monsoon, my face in the sink
I'm seein' my mom soon, I'm faded, I stink

[mel @memegodmel]

the way them ancient #freeks was moving I assumed it's been legal 😭

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

dont care

[caelan** @fuccaelan]

@NickRTFM pick trying to raise his investments with twitter propaganda

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

"It's gonna be warm"

Yeah no shit Sam you live in Alabama. Brock Purdy ass system possum. I'm not moved.

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

ronald reagan, usually

[ostonox @ostonox]

if joe biden can drink one of these and survive I'll vote for him

[caelan** @fuccaelan]

@lovelyeggs i am on a jeff buckley discovery binge rn

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

an epipen is 300 dollars

[kie @criminalplaza]

its fucking crazy that we are living in a time where we have to explain that killing innocent people for any reason is wrong

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Deeply meaningful experience in every man’s life

[caelan** @fuccaelan]

@lovelyeggs very select tiktoks that i will comment on but i did just that when i saw this one

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

wondering what the brain of a person who enjoys memes like this might look like on an x-ray

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Serve me a green bean cookie and see what happen to you.

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Real

[Michael Roston @michaelroston]

The American mind cannot comprehend a movie theater Coke cup this small