Jacob Henderson

extra sausage, extra sauce

[Dragon Ball Daily @DBZdaily_]

Real 😭

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

You know a nigga depressed once he starts going on walks and appreciating little things

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I don’t say faggot at gay people I say faggot at people that are being faggots

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we are just tired

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Gabriel🍉 @Gabriel2052]

Quando vc é adulto vc percebe que não existem adultos.

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

This is the most Friday a Thursday has ever felt.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[King Sha @TheKingShaMugga]

Low paying jobs have a lot more rules and policies than high paying jobs.

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[Lily @eroticloa]

Doing drugs as a smart person because I can afford to lose the braincells

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[u_u @afterwyrd]

i hate having nothing to say to someone i actually want to talk to

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument