guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
Working in sales must be really stressful. You could hit 10x your target in the first quarter and everything resets from 0 at the start of the next quarter.
cos you performed exceedingly well, the company will raise target and expectation. You will always be on your toes.
@The_real_fola_ He wan get away with stealing $100m from the US federal government establishment with his 30k monthly sub on MTN fibre X. 😭😭
Dem supposed kill am straight.
ATLANTA - Akinade Adedeji Raheem, a Nigerian citizen who allegedly conspired to file fraudulent tax returns seeking over $100 million in refunds using stolen identities, was arraigned yesterday on federal fraud, money laundering, and aggravated identity theft charges after his extradition from Benin. https://t.co/TA1xLbJsqe @NDGAnews@IRS_CI@TIGTA@DOJFraudDiv
I don’t see a lot of ways for this country to get better and compete with leading economies in Africa (make we no even go too far).
They’ve even started rearing children jihadists somewhere in the North.
@_Deekoy Person go dey him house for the trenches of Naija dey call a 19 yo millionaire and the third best player in the world “failure.” Twitter people funny as hell.