gabe

6'3

[Drank man please @DRANKMANNPLS]

You niggas have NEVER walked in the function and genuinely went margiela

[gabe @fuckGabe]

if they switch chatgpt off I'd seek revenge

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

They should just put kids in jail during the summer

[gabe @fuckGabe]

@magnumjohnson22 thanks for this call Unc

[gabe @fuckGabe]

@skeeege that was a good day

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

[gabe @fuckGabe]

donde esta el huzz

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[gatsu @0xgats]

she give me butt every day she my butt plug

[k @kurtos]

this is the worst joke to ever make me laugh

[Brendan Keefe - Atlanta News First @BrendanKeefe]

Good DUI attorneys always recommend:
1) Refuse all voluntary field sobriety tests
2) Immediately call POTUS from your cell phone

[gabe @fuckGabe]

weedmaxxing rn

[BoofPaxkMooky @BoofPaxkMooky]

Niggas be thinking cuz u laid back u won’t lean forward

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Erika Kirk should just forgive Druski like she did her husband's killer.

[⟲ @unotfbg]

drive thru order total was 6.70 i pull up to the window n the nigga was looking at me like anthony mackie

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

I hate being high and gotta stand in a line somewhere 😂lookin stupid as hell