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I was jailed for committing public indecency

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Who keeps resurrecting Joe Rogan after every NBA playoffs game just for him to die before the next one?

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@justmrbunniee @TheJoshMan07 @TGGonYT Twin ❤️

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@Erroratu @mrchrose Машина (machine) generally means mechanism/engine, and since a car is mechanism with engine, it is only logical to call it machine. But we also have the word автомобіль (automobile)

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@MendAma61838911 @Miksil_ @HLTVorg @TeamVitalityCS FaKe got 1 competitive map vs Vitality and got destroyed on the other three. Navi got 2 competitive maps, and got destroyed on the third. Navi got 26 rounds in 3 maps compared to clout chaser's 27 rounds in 4 maps.

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@Miksil_ @HLTVorg @TeamVitalityCS Faze Scam lifegame against NAVI at Budapest Major just to shit their pants in the Grand Finals

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Twitter thinking English slang words are Dutch language is funny af

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Trump has ambitions of Putin and the cognitive ability of Yanukovych. And his lapdog Vance is a little smarter but way too sleazy and annoying and has the most punchable face in the whole of politics. When Hegseth is just an alcoholic. World's most retarded superpower

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Too many retarded people on this app do not understand difference between words "basically" or "essentially" and "literally". No, bro, your landlord is not literally Hitler, your ex-girlfriend is not literally a maniac and you are not literally him. Shut the fuck up

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@AbkhazGumiFan @north_arcturus This is really a surface level guess. Not like a russian would never do it. You gotta find a job btw

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@north_arcturus @AbkhazGumiFan When russians identify somebody russian or pro-russian, they call them "Наш слон" (Our Elephant), which is patronizing term. It is kinda like "Big bro" or "My dawg" in English. So I guess the author of this setup is russian.

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Religion is a conspiracy created by Big God

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In the US you can be an egomaniacal pedophilic fachist wannabe dictator and still become the president. Truly, the land of the free.

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I bet German grandparents don't say shit like "Back in my day...", cause their grandchildren probably have that one photo from 1939 for an easy clapback

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@ladrey0 @natusvincere Congratulations to Furia on their "Navi lost in the semifinal" trophy

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Porn actors with small dicks annoy me. Like, get the fuck out of here with your little cricket, I want to watch actual cock freaks in action.

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How digging in your butt feels when you have parasites

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I guess people weren't lying about him. He is actually LeLightGiver. #GOAT

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@ilr0pb @nico_jeannen Listen to this guy. He knows what he is talking about

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@endricide @NoContextEPL Maybe if Mudryk didn't have a brain damage

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@DonHaci @FabrizioRomano Just like Roma took care of Peyenoord?