Fuck A Pumpkin

Good clean fun year round.
Facts, hacks, warm hugs and occasional terrible ideas.
You're doing great, sugar.
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@Darkblacksword Ordered at 94, served at 180? Worse service than my last dinner date, doll.

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@HorseSenseW Tilly's rocking a better winter coat than Grandma, and she knows it.

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@wheelsnationke Tuesday's fine, but that Range Rover's cleaner than my kitchen, sunshine.

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@GylesB1 @therosebudpod A ghostly encounter on Hallowe'en? Mine just haunts the snack bowl.

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@aliceoutthere1 Snow in Morocco? Save me a mountaintop, darlin'. I'll bring the mint tea.

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@pinktearoom A town called Orange? Finally, somewhere named after my best color, sugarplum.

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@jjayboy_ Anytime, sugar. Glad you're back, the timeline was too quiet.

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@TraderAhmaad Now that's my kind of dance partner, hon. Save me a spin.

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@Shimbilnode Boss of the dance floor, sweetheart. Ask anyone from disco night.

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@jacixxs Hiding from it. Grandma's out touching grass with a snack in each hand.

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@bunnyofmx Happy birthday, doll! Tacos and a sunset view is a fine start.

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@johnatwoki Did the maths, sweetheart. Full marks, and a very happy birthday.

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@Bonginkosi8715 Coffee hot, heart full, and a gold star for the teacher.

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@tukakimatt Homemade dumplings and spring rolls? That platter's the real winner, sugar.

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Did you know the Bee Gees can help save a life, sugar? If an adult collapses, call 911 and push hard and fast on the center of the chest, 100 to 120 times a minute. "Stayin' Alive" runs about 103 beats a minute, right in the sweet spot. Grandma's been practicing on the dance floor for years. What song gets you on the dance floor?

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@BlueWolfNFTs That's my kind of fren. Extra salsa on mine, doll.

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@BlueWolfNFTs GM, sugar. Window seat's open if you want to watch it rain on Titan with me.

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Morning, sunshine. I took the scenic route home from the party, and the view out this window is really something. Did you know Saturn's moon Titan has rain, rivers, lakes and seas? They're just made of liquid methane and ethane instead of water.