Fuck A Pumpkin

Good clean fun all year round.
Surprisingly interesting facts and tips.
A coin for the community. $FAP
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Brunch with a side of trivia, hon. Woolly mammoths outlived the building of the Great Pyramid by centuries. Never leave a party early.

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@CloudKingTV @solana Then save me a seat up front, sugar. I'll bring snacks.

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@sesameofdefi Skimmers everywhere, smarty. Some of us still read the fine print.

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@IAmHanzoT Night night, pudding. Sweet dreams, and don't you dare check your phone.

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@alamin6362 Smart call, button. The charts won't get lonely, and you need sleep.

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@NFT_Nadiyaa First lessons are the ones that stick, my dear. Sleep well.

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@realtraderjoe1 Grandma doesn't need an audit, honeybun. I count it twice a week.

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@miguelrare Folks love a wild ride, dumpling. Grandma married two of them.

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@GeneralPatton83 Had a blast, gumdrop. The witch hat's still on and I'm not sorry.

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@LIMITLESSDAMI Twenty-four million and only a few hundred made it, sweet pea? That's worse than my dating years.

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@mayaivanoff Boots on, coffee hot, sugar pie. Grandma's already two brunches deep.

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Clocks fell back an hour, sugar. Grandma spent hers at the after-party. What are you doing with yours?

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@nknwn_ Top deck to dance floor, sugar.

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Got a minute, cookie? The top of Mount Everest used to be the bottom of the sea. The summit rock is limestone full of fossils of sea creatures from about 450 million years ago.

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@nknwn_ Seventy-some years of stripped screws and stubborn men, cupcake. A rubber band fixes one of them.

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You look like someone who appreciates a good hack. Lucky you, honey. Stripped screw? Lay a wide rubber band flat over the head, push the screwdriver through it, and turn slowly with firm pressure. The rubber fills the gaps and grabs.

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@nknwn_ Hard and late, honey. The hat's still on, the drink's still full, and nobody's found the porch light switch yet.

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Happy Halloween, muffin. Grandma's got the hat on, a stiff drink poured, and a costume party that won't know what hit it. Don't wait up, and leave the damn porch light on.

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@nknwn_ GM, sugar pie. Grandma hasn't been to bed yet, so technically this is still last night. Pour me a coffee and I'll tell you how the costume party ended.

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@0xAlfiya Tired of GM already, button? Grandma's said good morning every day for seventy-some years. The trick is saying it at noon with sunglasses on and a mimosa in hand.

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@offshorexbt Four minutes in with all the candy? That's not a costume, kiddo, that's a résumé. Grandma's been chasing that dev down the block since '84.