🅱️aecob

leader of the spooky movements movement

[🅱️aecob @fuckbaecob]

Damn bitch your je ne sais quoi is sensational

[beavisita @statueofcritic]

the strokes: hey rick should we put autotune on every single song on our album for no reason?

rick rubin (in the lotus position smiling serenely): I don’t know

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

London has really transformed its downtown scene.

[Rimjob Stephens @yoehh1234]

My high school PE teacher got fired and canceled for saying something along the lines of all women with small boobs like things in their butt

[X Musk. @e_r_grok]

Nigga at work tried to dap me up and followed by a booyah this nigga think I’m cyborg

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[ً @artfuIchaos]

pussy from a girl you’re a little intimidated by.

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

This man is throwing 105 mph gas on every tweet

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇼🇸🇧🇳🇨🇨🇻🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Not porn, but I often masturbate to a voice note my fiancé who took her own life once sent me complaining about a coworker chewing loudly

[j.h. @user_________01]

I bet drunk driving a muscle car back in the day was a near religious experience

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

If Christopher Nolan has never used a smartphone then who have I been exchanging tasteful nudes with

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Welcome back, Aziz. We’ve been waiting for you. There’s nothing wrong with being bad at fingering or whatever it was you got in trouble for.

[beetle @hotpissers2]

The best part about sex is making them read your tweets after

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

She’s dressed like Denzel Washington at a Lakers game