chemdog

drawn and quartered

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

[salem♥💫 @untitled05s]

i love this nigga more than i love some of my family members

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[Chadson @Chadson]

I really don’t think I should have to talk to HR about saying “the gun jammed” when asked why I got to work at 11 today.

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

day drinking during the summer makes u feel like Julius Caesar

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND HE TRYING TO LEAVE. HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND HE TRYING TO LEAVE. BRO FUCK NO. BRO FUCK NO. FUCK NO BRO.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

New pit move just dropped.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

[gem #VOTEHARROW @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding

[🇲🇽POVMEXICO @POVMexico]

This has more cultural and historical significance than Cinco de Mayo btw

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again