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only the mediocre are always at their best

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they don't want to see me win that's what it is

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ik the internet was chalked when i couldn't make another throwaway email

[also laika @cheekrneatchews]

just watching a constant stream of your behavior, going "why isn't this guy able to change anything" mama get back inside your body. you're not in it

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i do my best work with my back against the wall

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studying the endocrine system genuinely makes me want to pull my hair out strand by strand how chic of her

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if it's real then it's real forever

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@loserbf69_ the nicotine+caffeine diet is the trick to raw dogging life

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boomer take: yoga pants do not substitute scrub pants and they do not belong in hospitals

[Dumas @DumasWrites]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism.
Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.

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patch was worth the wait

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this deadlock patch better be up when i get home

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

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hate me if u want but ain't nobody gna love u the same

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe.

[SolidGarretty Forever @Garrodactyl]

If you have ADHD you can in fact finish a PhD by unlocking berzerker mode, but it comes at a Great And Terrible Price

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real pic of me receiving honors

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vulnerant omnes ultima necat

[bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315 @OfficialBrohoss]

gen z job discourse fails to address that for, like, the first 3-5 years of a career, you just have to eat shit whether you like it or not; it's part of the game. but after you've built enough trust and upped your bullshitting skills, you can get away with almost anything

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i am begging the youth to go to the club. go out. get embarrassingly drunk. make mistakes! live! offend someone! your perfectly constructed bubble does not exist outside! fall down and get back up, apologize! it will take you places! live real life!!!!

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every so often my 20yr old sister will come to me with some outlandish problem that very much came from consuming copious amounts of media and i gotta be a bitch and tell her to go outside