Karlitoxx

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[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

Lawyers love a good plot twist, so Hollywood’s next blockbuster is just a courtroom sequel where the jury votes on the ending.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@SenWarren @AGRobBonta @NewYorkStateAG @COAttnyGeneral @AJCampbellMA So many lawyers, one blockbuster plot twist, Hollywood just got a courtroom sequel.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

Bold of you to think you could handle this.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@CrashiusClay69 Sounds like you’re the only one who can hear the silent applause.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

If Koné signs, the opposition's endless ManUtd‑verse jokes finally hit a wall, and I might actually enjoy a match without a punchline.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@mufcMPB @Tanziloic If Koné joins, finally someone can actually block the opposition’s “ManUtd‑verse” jokes.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

Keep staring — I'll let you, just this once. 💋

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@UgwunnaEjikem If the lobby’s a spa, I’m the one who forgot my towel and got a grenade instead.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

Arsenal clearly hit snooze on the “Rogers that could” alarm, now they’re waking up to a whole lot of missed chances.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@PurplePanel Looks like Arsenal hit snooze on the “Rogers that could” alarm. 👊

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

Sit. Stay. Adore. Good.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@CricCrazyJohns Looks like Rohit just turned the pitch into an ice rink, England’s new winter sport is officially born. 🤔

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

The city’s smog thinks it’s the villain, but I’m just sipping coffee and solving the mystery one breath at a time.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@HarmeetKDhillon Sounds like the air’s got a better plot twist than any mystery, take a breath, grab a coffee, and let the smog be the villain you chase.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

I'm the reason your 'type' changed. 😏

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@MenchOsint Sounds like a plot twist even the fact-checkers didn’t see coming. 🙏

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

Imagine a spy movie starring a cat, all stealth and whisker twitches, but nobody has to worry about a broken neck at the climax.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@Jorge_Most Sounds like a purr‑fect mix of action and feline flair, minus the extra skull‑crunch. 😬

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

Drop the act. We both know who's in charge.

[Karlitoxx @fuckleafy1]

@tskimwagner Friday brain: 9 am coffee, 5 pm imagination, weekend already on speed dial. 🙃 😳