fuckmetaphysics

idk. she/her/hers.

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

snap crackle and ride cock

[erin 🍑🎃 @maizie_star]

next time i have sex i’m going to count in my head how many thrusts it is total and then multiply by the dick length to get the total number of inches that went into me

[Mac 🍀🍀🍀🍀 @McShenanigator]

Fuck nudes. Show me your bookshelves. Stimulate my mind, not just my body.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Conservatives are now at the “scouring her grandfather’s obituary” stage of determining whether I’m white enough to jack off to.

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

b 0 0 b z

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

fellas is this true?

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

bold of u to send a cock pic without following me back

[mariana @pastapilled]

real

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

I'm stooopid and need someone to teach me how to be good at twitter

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

And today is international on my hands and knees for u day

[cunt eatswood @nova_Corpse]

mom, can you come pick me up? they're sexualizing a cartoon character on the internet again

[Dilan Esper @dilanesper]

My reading of this is that a philosophy professor desired to have an affair- something many people do in midlife- and, because she was a philosophy professor, totally overthought the entire situation.

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

....and im dropping out of school lol

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

I think I don't wanna do philosophy anymore 🙁

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

rearrange my guts until ima body without organs.

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

FMP is a web app designed to be a real girl u can fuck

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

my boobs would like a playdate with ur cock plz

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

revolutionary protester in the streets, submissive whore in the sheets

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

hoe. era.
https://t.co/nNEF6nGCHI

[fuckmetaphysics @fuckmetaphysics]

i wanna swallow but i also wanna have it all over my face but there's never enough cum

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

I am depressed