FUCKMYPROBLEMS

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Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.

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I don't pretend to be something I'm not. Except for sober, I've pretended to be sober sometimes.

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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent.

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Last name Hungry. First name Always.

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Better days are just around the corner. It's called Friday and Saturday.

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So many things to do.
Not enough money.

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If I had your grammar, I'd kill myself.

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If you don't like me and still watch everything I do... You're a fan.

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Emotionally constipated. That feeling when you haven't given a crap all week.

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Happiness is a three-day weekend.

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My exes are living proof of how stupid I once was.

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I just need a hug from someone, someone who will also bring me chocolate & who will say: "You'll be okay. Also here's 5 million dollars."

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Relationships without trust is like a phone without service.
You just play games.

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They laugh at me because I'm different.
I laugh at them because they're all the same.

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When your poop stinks so bad even you can't stand the smell.

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Everybody makes miscakes.

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Appreciate what you have, until time makes you appreciate what you had.

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We get to celebrate 2 new years but I still feel the same.
I still want to smash some people's face when I see them.
#fuckmyproblems

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Sarcasm. Because telling people to go fuck themselves is socially unacceptable.