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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Selling weed literally went from major felony to essential business (open during pandemic) in much of America & yet many are still in prison. Doesn’t make sense, isn’t right.

[B @fuckoffrick]

How come I been drivin for almost 10yrs now and i’m still straight trash at parallel parking

[B @fuckoffrick]

why am I crying 😹😹😹

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

"We're out here asking random cops the same silly ass questions they ask citizens"

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂🤣

(via FB Dexter Porter)

[B @fuckoffrick]

To appreciate the sun, you have to know how rain feels

[B @fuckoffrick]

Overthinking & overdrinking... #mylife

[B @fuckoffrick]

Skrrrrt skrrrrrt nigga

[B @fuckoffrick]

Lord please give me patience because if you give me strength i just might beat a mafucka to death

[B @fuckoffrick]

Fight for it. It won’t fight for you

[B @fuckoffrick]

If he expects me to actually come home after work Shrek better fucking be on

[B @fuckoffrick]

Still to this day #mylife #thedream

[B @fuckoffrick]

I just walk around n look nice n take lots of breaks #worklife

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be signing our 738 Billion Dollar Defense Spending Bill today. It will include 12 weeks Paid Parental Leave, gives our troops a raise, importantly creates the SPACE FORCE, SOUTHERN BORDER WALL FUNDING, repeals “Cadillac Tax” on Health Plans, raises smoking age to 21! BIG!

[B @fuckoffrick]

Lmao. Saw that a guy who used to stalk me when i was younger has now come out as gay. #GoFigure #SingleForever 😂

[B @fuckoffrick]

I’m literally about to murder this mafuckin mouse n his family. #FUCKOFF #IWILLFINDYOU

[B @fuckoffrick]

I just walk around n look nice n take lots of breaks #worklife

[freak hoe @mikaelapeach]

yeah they do when they are tryna get some pussy

[B @fuckoffrick]

You know when you try a new soda and you take the first couple sips thinking its okay, then you realize its garbage? Ya thats where I am in life right now

[B @fuckoffrick]

Buncha fuckin bitch ass stoners ruining it for everybody. Before u smoked a joint w ur buddies and went home. Now u gotta worry about cops breathalyzing u cus some stoned fucks can’t drive. Know ur fuckin limit n stay with in it

[B @fuckoffrick]

Imma reply about 3 times... get ur hopes up... then ghost ur ghetto ass so hard #thelifeofagirl #getwidit

[B @fuckoffrick]

I was like “why tf everyone online? Its the middle of the god damn night” then I remembered people have real jobs with normal hours.. #killme #stuckonmidnights #soboring

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Smoke some pot & figure it out.