FakeGingerBrewSales

Still not kombucha since 2017

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When I’m working a sale and someone compares ginger beer to kombucha

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Could really use a ginger hot toddy or 12 right now.
Something something [insert offensive comment here]

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@MOMBUCHA Still not as fun as ginger beer.

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There is something special about the twinkle in the eye of a recovering alcoholic when you tell them ginger beer is non-alcoholic... top that kombucha #ginger

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An India Pale Ale (IPA) is especially good when replaced with Ginger Beer. #troof

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Vaccinate your kids or they’ll end up drinking kombucha.

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This market doesn’t start for another 30 minutes and some flat-earther has already asked if I sell kombucha #GeorgeHWBush #RIP41

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I can think of a plethora of songs that mention ginger and they are beautiful. I know one song that mentions kombucha, it’s Sugar by SOAD, it’s lyrics are

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Like for ginger beer, RT for ginger beer, fuck yourself for kombucha.

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Rain drop. Temp-drops. Ginger-beer-and-vodka-is-always-hot. #bars

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So it actually might be a communist invention smh

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Lowkey, kombucha kinda sounds like a Soviet thing. #betterdeadthanred #unAmerican

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But when you ask if it’s kombucha... we gotta take action.

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If you can’t handle the bubbles, that’s suspicious

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Overall we’d describe the flavor as

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But coupled with the sweetness it is

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Ginger beer is potent, gives ya a real good kick.

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Hey yeah that’s a good idea to shake up this carbonated goodness smh #flatearthers

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Oh you think we’re too expensive??? Well ya still bought it so

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“What stores are you sold in?” She asked. “Don’t know about stores but we’re in ur mom” 🔥🔥🔥