rita

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[she @hepcafvx]

billie eilish when it's the time to eat that girl for lunch

[geo @wlcarti]

eu toda vez que fumo meu primeiro baseado do dia

[Capetinha Vadio @fumantw]

preciso pintar meu cabelo, fazer uma tatuagem, colocar um piercing e ter um orgasmo

[kiana @sobbinginpublic]

Looking at my bank account after hanging out with my gays last night but I had the time of my life so it does not matter

[工口兵衛 @erobee_z]

ちんちんデカすぎて先っちょが土曜日入ってるから今日はお休み

[F 🦂 @Fvfie_]

Meeting Americans in real life is the closest you get to meeting a real life cartoon

[anna @norcianna]

foi revelado pra mim através da música ribs da lorde

[beyyou 🐊 @beyyoure]

Just performed the whole Renaissance Tour in my room

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[prince @girlstwink]

Smoking weed outside in the summer is one of the greatest sensations of my young life

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Life lately

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[Clark @shadesofneo]

if you're GAY and you don't have a minor in madonna studies or at least know 5 of her songs then your queer card is immediately revoked i'm sorry. shit is strict around rainbow town.

[the encore: drew ^_^ ❤️‍🔥 ! @ttpdreww]

i walked to the door with you
the air was cold

[diana ⭑ @orbuddie]

you ever read a take so stupid you put your phone down and rant at the wall like a schizophrenic jimmy fallon for about 15 minutes