Sam Cooper

no country for old memes (aka @gabaxgool’s baby daddy)

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

Korn: y'all want a single?
Me: yes
Korn: fuck that
Me: wtf

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@JANELABABY Jimmy Lloyd wins all the belts and beats everyone

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@ham_nombre @ReneusMeister Sabotaging your own company as a worked shoot

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@b_9098 @SeanRossSapp I would be willing to bet it is financial. I don’t think this tv deal and WWE partnership is yielding the results they expected

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@Fightful @FightfulSelect Very puzzling decision to even bring her back in the first place. Seems like they got no ROI for all the heat they got for signing her

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@tiredeyes88 @Fightful @FightfulSelect Zero chance of her getting signed to AEW or ROH

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Holla If Ya Hear Me 💪

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

“He had so much content to make” is a legitimately hilarious thing to say hours after someone died

[ksi @KSI]

Can’t believe I’m actually having to type this. You’re 32 man. You should still be here. You still had so much life to live. So much music to make. So much content to make. You’re a legend and will always be a legend. Still doesn’t feel real. Genuinely feel sick. I love you bro

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@Grapple_PW @winterweather So funny that he’s like “no bro you don’t get it accidents happen please bro just put a world title on me, I won’t get arrested again brother (or maybe I will dude who knows)”

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@RHEasingwoodII @AlwaysFlacko @FoxNews The joke in both of those cases is that Michael is an obtuse idiot, the joke is not just “lol black face”, intention is very important

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@LocalSoundwave Do people really consider the office edgy whatsoever? That’s like saying friends is edgy lol

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@PXRSONALITYCXLT Should’ve brought the chud son to AEW. Ass backwards movement tbh

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Gay person: I am gay

Trans person: I am trans

Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc

Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@rah_66_comanche Can’t wait for Elon to put the first man on the moon!

[Zane Pasley/Not A Promoter @zanepasley]

“Watch out Liz Lemon, a dracula is going to get you!”

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@neartheuniverse @clare_4th_burn @13ORNSINNER @DarkwingProdigy @WrestlingHumble Honestly I thought it was relatively common knowledge. I can’t remember how I found out but I’m 99% sure it was from Kevin talking about it. I understand not wanting someone to speak on your kids diagnosis’ but I assumed based on reaction that Cathy said something way worse

[★ @corpseinorbit]

I got to see Neil Hamburger before people were in on the bit, and he opened with "HEY GANG, how is Harriet Tubman ... like the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Well you see, Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves ... and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to heroin"

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@NotThatTomGreen I tend to side with the elite more than punk in that whole debacle, but if everyone could put their feelings aside and do business it would be a generational feud

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@SweatieAngle It’s sportsball coded. I’ve been thinking about it so much since I saw it trying to pinpoint it and that’s it. She may as well have been wearing a “I’m just here for the snacks” t shirt or something

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@justixe26 Graphic design is my passion

[Sam Cooper @fucksamcooper]

@pussyliqours It is interesting that it’s always marginalized groups that suffer the heaviest consequences from these situations 🤔 (obviously I’m referring to banana man)