Peyote Coyote

good news for people who love bad news

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

IT’S HAPPENING

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

white ppl be like yea just come in thru the garage

[Speed_demon @SDemon423]

Pete davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

[sav @smokingsexxtion]

im crying

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I have never needed a product more in my entire life

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

This stupid tweet got me and my wife to go to Denny's and I really hate to inform you this grilled cheese mozzarella stick monstrosity is actually awesome

[mark normand @marknorm]

Cop: if you can’t afford an attorney one will be provided for you

Criminal: uh oh

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

😭

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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