DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:
I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke
there’s something sooo beautifully ironic about how many hoops you have to jump through to get ADHD medication when my ADHD is literally the Bad At Doing Tasks Disorder