darzipan

never judge a soup by its bowler | he/him

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

Popcorn thread :)

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

11 year old niece obsessed with no more virgos bc @cmatbaby has given her a way to talk shit about me without getting in trouble, which to a child a shittalking loophole is the funniest possible thing you can discover

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

Just got an ad in the middle of waco texas

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Its always been a dream of mine to be That Guy at the wine tasting

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@kei_tsukishima Okay thats pretty good

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@kei_tsukishima Gladly, remind me which one was katara an earthbender in?

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

Not the alexis rose criticically reviewed

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

They’re running an ad for THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU on TikTok that’s kind of just touting the fact that the movie has been reviewed with no indication of whether they were good or bad lol

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

I need a smartphone to log into my minimum wage job and also to check the roster of my second minimum wage job

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Christopher Nolan admits he’s never used email or owned a smartphone.

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

No one in that writers room was anywhere near intelligent enough to even attempt someone like Sage as a character

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@CephalopodsRule I love you too

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

@CephalopodsRule "Its easy" "its tough" im so fucking stupid and inconsistent GOD

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

@CephalopodsRule It's tough!

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

Its not for me personally but its also nothing to do with me what other people do

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

Like if someone does to my friend or someone i love then yeah absolutely ur a dick bc u hurt my friend but i cannot stress how little i care that some celebrity or other random cunt is a cheater like i just do not give an iota of a fuck

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

But obviously practice safe sex and get tested regularly otherwise do whatever tf u want im not a cop

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Onlineness gap relationship

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

"it is probably flattering to be of value because of the vowels in my name" and her name wasnt even the answer

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

truly I don't mean to be annoying but who on earth has time for crossword puzzles, & why?
I did enjoy crossword puzzles in Playmate magazine long ago as a child but since then, no.

however, it is probably flattering to be of value because of the vowels in my name; trying to see that perspective.