benwiththeanxiety

a whoreless romantic , Snapchat and insta @fuckyourmids

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

I just wanna pour champagne on whores but like in a respectful way

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

My buddy is half in the bag munching some b dubs and looks at me and goes “ if you were born like 700 years earlier you probably would die from a nacho cheese dorito “

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

I just had to explain to a grown ass man that women are not using abortions as a primary form of birth control

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

my instagram algorithm won’t stop showing me hobby horse videos and I just can’t the fuck is wrong with people

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

I’ve had to make the switch to gluten free diet for my tummy issues and honestly are 9mm gluten free? asking for a friend

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

@Spotify my discover weekly has been absolutely trash for months what’s up with that dawg

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

Sometimes life sucks dick sometimes life sucks YOUR dick, ride the waves brother

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

@MckennaWales Get that bag dawg

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

getting your wisdom teeth out while awake ? 0/10 reccomend

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

@MuddyOutdoors I just bought 4 @Moultrie cams cause yall have been nothing but headaches

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

@MuddyOutdoors y’all are really fucking me today last thing I wanted to do was get up early before work tomorrow hike a mile and move your fucking trail camera cause it had perfect service and took pics when I set it up this am but now nothing 🖕

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

the fuck is in the water back home rn ? the back home drama is insane

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

New rule if she fucks with taylor swift heavy run away

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Ouch

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That’s just not how your legacy was supposed to end i’m sorry brother I hope they found the way back to you somehow.

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

i’ve been seeing a therapist not for my mental health we’ve just been hooking up that counts right?

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

most of my friends know i’m deathly afraid of mice. Well last night I had a dream mice were inside of my pillow and I apparently did some sleep walking and threw my pillow in the fucking trash

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

I work 84 hours a week and live alone yet my electric bill was 215 bucks last month @cmpco can literally eat my ass

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

This girl asked If I wanted to be added to her “ private story “ on snap and I was like yeah sure whatever just got home cracked a beer see her story it’s just her pussy with no context 😂

[Tiffany Gomas @Tiffany_Gomas]

Telling my grandkids we were the “spice girls” 💁🏼‍♀️

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

Just watched an amish girl ride by the shop on her horse and buggy no shoes on dogs out in the sun and I don’t think they are allowed to do that? That had to be a sin or something