I’m done with airport lounges.
Stories of a couple at the Chase Sapphire at JFK who ordered six burgers, stuffed them in duffel bags with a mountain of desserts, then hide the greasy plates behind a plant.
Someone saw a guy at a Delta Sky Club packing ribs, chicken, and cookies into shopping bags like it was Costco.
Families at United’s grab-and-go in Denver scanning one pass over and over so the whole crew can raid the free food and then throw half of it in the trash.
Kids’ clothes and sneakers dumped all over the seats, 45-minute waits just to get in, buffets cleaned out by 9 a.m., people lined up testing six different cards for free entry.
These places used to be a quiet escape. Now they’re just free grocery stores with bad lighting and zero manners.
Not worth it anymore. I’ll take a $15 beer at a bar instead.
🤔🐐 Khabib Nurmagomedov doesn't think that he's the GOAT of MMA:
🗣️ Khabib: "I'd put two fighters as GOATs in my list: Jon Jones and Fedor Emelianenko."
🗣️ Podcaster: "Why don't you include yourself?"
🗣️ Khabib: "To put myself as the greatest? I'll speak objectively, I don't consider myself that. And never did.
One of the best fighters ever? Yeah, Top-10 or Top-15, we can say that."
via @AdamZubayraev
Vibe coded a fun app this weekend
pause your movie, ask "wait who is this guy?" and it explains — but it only knows the story up to your timestamp. no googling, no accidentally reading a spoiler in some article.
works for books too. free → https://t.co/W4m9u2s08c
Max Holloway lack of self awareness was on full display after his UFC 329 victory.
Holloway: "Why the fuck did you come back?"... McGregor starts crying.
Jon Anik: "Max Holloway, ever the sportsman" as Holloway is mocking McGregor's billionaire strut.
"Let's get this fuckin' money boys!" ... in an arena full of disappointed fans who paid thousands of dollars for the event.
You couldn't script it any better. Holloway found a way to lower his own stock along with Conor's.
Terrance tried to win this fight, but as soon as he heard the 10 second clapper, he realized his first round bet wasn't going to hit so he chose to take a dive. I've never seen a more obviously rigged fight since Dulgarian vs. Del Valle. And tbh his last fight against Kyle Nelson was sus too. #MMATwitter
Max Holloway shouting 'We now need to do a third fight lets go get that money!', to a room full of people who spent thousands of dollars on tickets is genuinely one of the funniest things ever.
🎙️Conor McGregor on his sexual assault case:
"I'm an innocent man, and I stand for my innocence until the day I go out. There's a reason it went to a civil trial”
#UFC329
Nick Fuentes is DONE tolerating the anti-zionist Muslims. They have to go, too. It's called taking your own side.
"The switch-up on the third world feels so good"