Fudd Rucker

I learned to code. It pays really well.

[Fudd Rucker @fuddrucker1]

@AtheistEtcEtc I want to have a more accurate weapon than my adversaries; and I want ammunition in comparable quantity. If 2 people break into my house, each carrying, say, a Glock 19, they have a total capacity of 30 rounds. I want to match that; and I want a rifle since it is more accurate.

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@josephmarsh @themarketswork Hmmm. My guess would have been that he went bicycling in traffic. With James Taylor.

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@KSoltisAnderson I’ve always heard that scorpions travel in pairs... #WheresTheOtherOne ???

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@SharylAttkisson Creepy Uncle Joe was referring to old-style Bonds, methinks. https://t.co/sqShf6when

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@LisaMei62 Yes, I believe it. She prays for @POTUS and his family to take the fast train straight to hell.. Yet more projection on her part.

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@DailyCaller "Damnit! I forgot my extra Depends! Chuckie, do you have an extra pair? No? Then let's get the hell outta here!"

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@AmericaRising @ComfortablySmug Larry, Moe, and Curly wondering whatever became of Shemp...

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@lakin1013 @molratty So, I voted for the “less smelly one.” And I’ll probably vote for him again. Great economy, low unemployment, tax breaks, and no wars. That’s a pretty good 3 year run.

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@lakin1013 @molratty ... I naively believed that party primaries was where “the cream floated to the top”. What 2016 taught me is that, where primaries are concerned, the turds will float in the punch bowl.

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@KingJames You mean like a statement that saying that gun ownership in America is equivalent to the torture of Uhigurs in communist China? Or a tweet like one in support of Hong Kong that was deleted and apologized for? You might want to sit this one out, champ.

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@PoliticsReid @united Oh, so “journalists “ (which is a euphemism for ‘Bag-O-💩’) can dish it out, but can’t take it. Suck it up, Buttercup.

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@awstar11 Well, you know... GlobalWarmingClimateChange and all,. If you’re going to consider eating babies, why not toss in the Jews,too? I wonder though - would that be considered kosher?

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@anthonyVslater Rough translation: “I’m a narcissistic, arrogant prick, and I don’t really give a 💩 about other people. So I’ll feign ignorance, and you people go the hell away so that I can get back to admiring myself on the mirror.” #WHAT #A #DOUCHEBAG

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@MZHemingway I want to agree with you, but... reference @MittRomney . I haven’t heard of any (GOP or otherwise) blowback onto that RINO 💩.

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@KatTimpf Hi @KatTimpf ! Do you have any stand-up gigs this coming week?

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@MikayesFiona Finally! An expected date from someone I trust. I’ve lost count of the number of rumored dates. Here’s hoping it bites the deep state on the @$$.

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@AriFleischer @thefactualprep Yeah. See, that's where @AOC and I disagree. I think where Schiff-for-brains is concerned, the President has been engaged in deliberate, targeted anti-dumbassery. #StopTheDumbassery

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@Holden114 @thefactualprep Nah. I think he'll just require a background check and a permit to carry one...

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@BLRinPA @prayingmedic @jsolomonReports Totally agree. It's all about the host/interviewer, and not about getting information or ideas out. IMO, Hannity is THE WORST about that, closely followed by Ingraham/MacCallum.