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smart cars, original smart cars not the crap designed by Renault using Renault engines and wiring looms, VW vans, Cali’s & campers are what floats my boat…

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

An Officer has been suspended following an altercation at Sandford Airport

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@GracenFavour @StansaidAirport They don’t, hence Kenny’s successful demolition of that Scania 💁🏼‍♂️

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@osteogenesis Fuel being a ‘live load’ wouldn’t have needed much on that roundabout, maybe a blow out or two or three as a result of the first, who knows 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@AmiAdventures @Mattisamazing33 Not xenon’s, there’s no wash feature, just projector lenses, maybe LED

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@Kim0Simmons @fesshole It removes all ambiguity when telling someone you have a puncture in your Nearside Front Tyre, if you’d have said Left Front is that whilst looking at the car, whilst in the car..? So, yeah, it really does mean a lot.

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@AutoPap @SeanOfNowhere Yes, smart car…

Pics from Brands, Mallory Park and Snetterton (the painful one).

#thesmartracingclub #smarts4youracing
#j500ant

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@SeanOfNowhere @AutoPap True, and as I found out the first time I raced Siverstone in a smart car, any car on the wrong side of its limits is a handful and smile inducing also learnt quickly, braking points were for others 🤭🤭🤭

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@TheTopCatTony1 @AutoPap Mine had a Groove Up! With the Fender speaker and subwoofer set up, nippy not fast, handled and was comfy and the tunes sounded fab :) was her mothers car before being hers and literally cost me a packet of crisps to maintain for 6 years and 100,000 miles, crap rear brakes!

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@DC_F1 If the novelty runs out after a few hairpins you’re driving the wrong weapon 💁🏼‍♂️

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@Takona_official @J500ANT Exactly this, worse than being in a phone or high on weed, the 62moh middle or lane three goons, 100% driving without due care and attention being totally oblivious to what’s going on both behind and in front of them 💁🏼‍♂️

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@NoContextBrits Twat

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@J500ANT If anyone could make EV motoring ‘work’ it would be you! Your adventures have been enlightening, thank you for sharing.

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@J500ANT Objects in the distance may appear small than they are 💁🏼‍♂️

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@J500ANT Wow there’s some lumpy shit in that there scrappy, more ‘porkers’ than you van shake your winkie at, a roller too 😳😳😳

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@McDonaldsUK @J500ANT LOL Literally EVERY McDonalds carpark is like this, Deliveroo and Just Eat drivers cluttering the carpark and blocking the entrances to restaurants 💁🏼‍♂️ so, twitter team, get off your backside and go look for yourself

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@J500ANT @matwatsoncars Possibly ripped out…? Did that once in an E320cdI Estate, stripped the towing eye out of a smart fortwo and smashed the rear screen on the E-Class 😂😂😂

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Kenny in Maintenance has played a blinder. Emirates to Dubai in 47 minutes.

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@tvprp Seems that he/her/they did what you lot couldn’t do and has taken it off the road a little more permanently

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@J500ANT Nice bit of 5 cyl Chod💁🏼‍♂️

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@J500ANT Me neither but to be fair I know sweet f all about football ⚽️