Maia Oceana

pop punk princess

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

nursequake

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

just learned i don’t know how to play the kazoo in the most mortifying way possible

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

been back for just over an hour and already hiding in a bush from campus safety

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

i’m sorry i forgot to factor being an idiot into my travel time

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

i feel like a sour candy

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

BROTHER BEAR

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

is post sex grooming sesh a good band name

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

there is no god because hippos exist

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

one man that would not exist if it wasn’t for ohio

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

sometimes i remember those ppl who blew up the whale

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

must have disassociated in the pharmacy cuz somehow i left with kombucha

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!

TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!

*SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK*

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥

𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

@evm_johnson @mariahhouse me too plz

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fuck marry kill but you only have two options and it’s john and hank green

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

liking my own tweets now cuz u are all cowards

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

lick you like a battery

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

@kayxrichardson had this exact thought a few days ago. all i’m saying is oli does it

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

@mariahhouse truer words never spoken

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

if you saw me walk into lecture late carrying a trash bag with what appeared to be a large skeleton in it hi i’m @fueledbybeans and idk if i took my meds

[Maia Oceana @fueledbybeans]

@evm_johnson i love this for u