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just a new mom out here trying to make it to the next cup of coffee. ☕️

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This has to be the worst season so far. #Survivor49

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@lufthansa @MUC_Airport Hey @lufthansa my flight from Sevilla to Athens was cancelled this morning, I’ve been trying to contact someone for 4 hours. The chat doesn’t work, the phones don’t go through.

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I love that Sutton is acting like she’s above Ericka and crystal getting on stage at magic Mike. But deep down she’s jealous as hell. Going to a magic Mike show in slacks… #RHOBH

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@90DayFiance The way these women go to India and expect it to be just like America is so frustrating.

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@90DayFiance I’m really trying to understand why the FUCK we are still dragging out rishi and Jen. Barely even batted an eye at crackhead and jeymi but literally three parts on meowth.

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Robyn shut the fuck up. This actually has nothing to do with you, stop trying to gaslight Christine because you’re triggered. #SisterWives

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I knew it would be this way BUT. Robyn trying to be the victim in this situation is beyond frustrating.

[Jean Luc Picard @CaptPiccard]

#90DayFiance
Tarik’s relationship is as disturbing as his wall decor

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@MyFavMurder @ExactlyRight As a northern Minnesotan child, we grew up on boxed mashed potatoes and real mashed. I fucking love boxed mashed potatoes, straight up nostalgia!

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👏🏽👏🏽

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@AliceaTheGreat 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@AdamCarolla fantastic interview with Jay Leno, was pulling out carpet and the show made it fly by!

[Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER @driverminnie]

#protest 🖤 #BlackLivesMatter

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

What I think President Trump can’t quite understand is that these protests are not partisan… They are American.

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@90DayFiance Erika you are a KWEEN!! Carrying yourself with class through this whole dumpster fire! 🔥@Glitterbuggin

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Bruh Mary should’ve walked in that bar with some hot new dude in front of Geoffrey. She can do better than spineless dude. #BeforeThe90Days

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@90DayFiance IS DAVID FOR REAL!? The has to be a joke. #lanaisascam

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@adamcarolla tried my first round of win hof breathing last night and I’m hooked!

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So Martha can’t sew, can’t make a pattern, and also can’t cut fabric without hyperventilating yet she SOMEHOW made it to a fashion competition!? #MakingTheCut