fuffy bot

quotes from and about faith and buffy from buffy the vampire slayer, every hour. will occasionally be from fanfics. prone to repetition.

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Thank god we're hot chicks with superpowers.

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Every human body is haunted, Faith’s most especially. Buffy comes in a close and intimate second. They watch the sun rise. They forget to bleed.

talks like a hurricane, atiredonnie

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You're all about control. You have no idea what it's like on the other side, where nothing's in control, nothing makes sense! There's just pain, and hate, and nothing you do means anything!

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How are you going to fit all this stuff?

Not gonna. It's yours.

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Faith, you don't get it. You killed a man!

No, you don't get it. I don't care.

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Hey, girlfriend. Bad time?

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So let's have another go at it, see who lands on top.

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Faith moves forwards despite herself, palm fanning against Buffy’s shoulder, a mimicry of the soft touches Buffy delivers to her spine on the regular. Faith’s heart thumps in her chest cavity like graphite scorching the lines of a highway.

talks like a hurricane, atiredonnie

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I'm glad you came.

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Buffy looks up at you, desperate and imploring, and you think the demon might’ve hitched a ride because it’s like every gooey teenage feeling you had for Buffy Summers is flowing back to you. Her eyes are still so blue.

so do you like girls? atiredonnie

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Damn, I never knew you were that cool.

You always were a little slow.

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Isn't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?

Well.. sometimes I crave a non-fat yogurt afterwards.

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Thank god we're hot chicks with superpowers.

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Don't worry, big guy, just keeping her warm for you.

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I've never felt so alone in my entire life. And that's you, every day, isn't it?

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B is straighter than ever, blonder than ever, still locked in symbiosis with that bleached prick with that stupid jacket, even when he’s dead. Train left the station, Faith, you tell yourself.

so do you like girls? atiredonnie

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How are you going to fit all this stuff?

Not gonna. It's yours.

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''I love you, Faith.'' Buffy presses herself firmly against Faith, her lips against Faith’s ear. ''I love you.'' Gripping Buffy tightly with her one mobile arm, Faith swallows around the new fullness in her throat. Buffy loves her.

Hypnopompia, aliceinwonderbra

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If you apologize to me, I will beat you to death.

Go ahead.

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You did it. You killed me.

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You've got the tix already, why don't we go together?