Oh christ it hurts

We ain’t even speaking if you ain’t got any Bionicles

[Bizmit @Bizmit1]

How the US is gonna move after this

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

kinky things to say during sex that your partner is sure to love:
-i'm sorry, please forgive me.
-i'm worthless.
-god please forgive me.
-you should kill me for this.
-i deserve to die.
-be honest do you hate me.
-how would you feel if i killed myself tomorrow.
-i'm sorry.

[derpywatch @durpeehooves]

Oh wow... A girl... In my dms...

A real girl...

Phew calm down deku... Just gotta show her your aura...

Do you want to see my penis

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

i’m back in New Jersey who wants some trash ass dick

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Me giving a pep talk to Netanyahu’s cancer cells.

[Bulgaria (PARODY) @bulgaria_fake]

Hey, @netanyahu @POTUS I have been able to indentify an Iranian nuclear research site in Europe. You know what to do.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

[Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr]

Puking my guts out and shitting my pants while line dancing and im not stopping

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Look out America...THE SICILIANS ARE AT IT AGAIN

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

[catboyhumper @catboyhumper]

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

[Oh christ it hurts @fugginuhhhhh]

@atakaindustries Please

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>Farmers blocking AI data centers being built
>Sora closing down
>Disney ending the OpenAI deal

[PhoenixNFA (フェニックスファ) @PhoenixNFA]

@Spoon_town They keep them unloaded because they think it will make the springs bad

I keep them unloaded because I can’t afford ammo. We aren’t the same.

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

If you’re gonna stockpile gasoline, foam containers are an ideal solution for gas storage, cheap and durable.

[HFR Podcast @hfrpodcast]

Donald Trump has threatened to deploy O'Block in Iran.

“Either Iran locks in, or O'Block will handle things.”